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u r my solar system.. & for cryin out loud.. toilet paper is counted as paper!!
sOme sTuPid sTufF aBoUT mE..
Name: Joey Gwen (dun realli like my last name, so not gonna type it down.. can't wait to get married, but guys are pigs, so im kinda in a pickle here.. o well
Age: 13
School: Tanjong Katong Gurlz.. ex-rosythian.. miss pri. sch. but i LURVE life in tk, probbli cuz of my frenz.. yay..
Birthday: 15 July 1991 (gimme prezzies lar.. dun so stingy..)
Stuff i Like To Do: sing (if u call screeching tunelessly SiNgInG), listen to music, eat, shop, go out with frenz, look @ hot guys, look @ gurlz hu look like hot guys, travel.. basicalli, i like to crap. alot.
Best Budz: PeiQi & Grace.. until dey dump me, aniwaes.. lolx.. & kelly.. but shes not frm my sch, & we dun realli keep in contact except during hols.. so wadeva lar..
Actors i AdOrE: Brad Pitt, definitely. SO gorgeous.. esp. in troy.. & josh hartnett.. so cute, i cld just swoon & swoon.. oh, & chad michael murray, cuz apparentli he's realli cute or wadeva
Actresses i AdOrE: Jen Aniston, cuz shes so pretty & i LOVE her in fRiEnDs.. plus, she has a hot hot hot hubby.. & maybe.. hilary duff? dunno lar.. & 4 de record, i tink Paris Hilton is soo chio.. even tho she isnt realli an actress.. but wadeva. soo beautiful.
Music i like to ListeN to: almost anithing by.. ashlee simpson, christina aguilera, hilary duff, usher, alicia keys, jessica simpson, britney, & eminem when im pissed.. & hillsong..
A lil smth about mE: im not a lesbian.. a few weeks back, i totalli tot i was cuz i was so obsessed over banana, but hu can blame me?? shes HOT & thr was so much peer pressure.. aniwaes. im straight. totalli straight. & i LuRvE JeSus, He's da best thing dat happened to me. ever.
Joey is going to Marry Josh Hartnett. He is really shy, but don't let that fool you. He is really outgoing and sweet with those he loves and will be loyal to them for the rest of his life. Congrats!!
STEPH LEONG. ahem. fine. read. =) =) so today i ponned choir and went home by myself cuz mummy was in church and i took the bus with STEPHLEONG. tsk. steph steph steph. i must bring swits for her tomoro. hahahs. but anyway. on the BUS. hmm. we tokd ALOTA crap. and i found out that she isnt sure of her destiny1 (OHHH NNNO!!) and she doesnt know if shes going to HEAVEN =) or HELL=(. ( OH NO OH NO OH NO!!!) AHEM STEPH?? yupp. JeSus.LovEs.yOu. He.WanTs.yoU.tO.LovE.HiM.toO. =)=)=) anywaysss i missed my STOP cuz STEPH din wanna help me press the button (so mean right!!!!!) and she saed dat someone else wld need to alight at my stop too. BUT NO ONE DID so i missed my stop. thanks man. thanks aLOt. and it was RAINING!! no no no this is so not going according to PLAN!! the PlaN was that i could reach home, safe and DRY to like eat and sleep like a pig or whatever. but that so DId Not HAPPeN. because of STEPH. and she didnt even want to lend me her umbrella at first. hmphs. haha. oh wellls. in the end she did. =)=) yay or i would have sneezed till my nose fell off ;) OMIGOSH i havent memorized lit yet. my poem is stupid anyway. the boy at the window or wadever. like the guy who wrote it is so BOLIAO. why write about a boy crying over a snowman??? ugh. our world is a nasty place... haahaahs. hmms. ok steph. enuf crap for now. ;) JeSus LoVeS sTePH. and He LoVeS me. and I'Ve aCcEPtED HiM. thats how i know im going to heaven. =) love ya babe
CrapBag at 2:50 AM
Tuesday, January 25, 2005
so aniwaes yesterdae i found out dat peiqi read my blog, n got all angry and bla bla bla... xiao qi.. tsk... heh. nth to write lar. put on w8 again. depressing. and my stupid tagboard is GONE. just disappeared. wadeva lar. went for recess with pq and grace yesterdae. like, omg. im nv going wit dem again.. not when im on a diet, aniwaes. haha. so here i am in de com lab again.. =) 2dae camelia's birthdae, evvyone making such a big fat hairy deal about it. like, wadeva, kayyz?? so stupid. cant stand her. cant stand dawn. dey get on my nerves. so irritating. so self centred. dey tink dat de world revolves around dem. annoys me. my english has been reduced to dat of a 4 year old. to prevent further embarassment and humiliation to myself, i will stop typing so much crap now see yaaaaaaa
CrapBag at 10:36 AM
Thursday, January 20, 2005
im here once again, in da stupid com lab doing nth. so boring. but wadeva, i cant eat!!! i WONT EAT!!!!! U CANT MAKE ME!! *bwahahahahaha* k wadeva. see ya.
CrapBag at 10:35 AM
Wednesday, January 19, 2005
paris is SO HOT. hot hot hot. but wadeva. here i am, in de com lab again. during recess. and im reading 8 days. william hung has gotten so freakin Fat. aniwaes. my goal is to LOSE 2KG by SUNDAE!! not dat much of a prob, rite? hehx. im over banana. really. taufik's album got 3 stars. i hate raymond goh. wad an idiot. he deserves so much more than 3 stars. maybe 3.5?? heheh.. kidding.. taufik's hot too... i borrowed aisha's copy of de album and ripped all de songs onto de mp3 thingy. haha. in exchange for like 2 bucks to chip in on camelia's bdae prezzie or smth like dat. i din even noe her bdae's dis month. haha. oh just shut up. bWahAhAHa... yanti's still obessed over simone. even tho she's gone off to some othr crap sch. haha. dat's whr butches like her end up. k will go to some cheesy website like neopets or wadeva now. de only reason im here is cuz i dun wanna eat and i dun wanna get shouted at by peiqi and grace again. haha. see yaaaa
CrapBag at 10:39 AM
Tuesday, January 18, 2005
life still sucks.
CrapBag at 3:54 PM
life sucks.
CrapBag at 3:52 PM
Monday, January 17, 2005
im here in de com lab at sch during recess, cuz peiqi and grace DITCHED me, why, thank u so much!!! so we were having P.E where we did stupid gym routines, and peiqi accidentally pulled her left tricep muscle and was moaning and moaning about it SO MUCH it was so irritating, but wadeva, im a nice, sweet person so i just empathized and shut up. so den i became her hat rack or wadeva, whereby i had to carry her stupid pen and notebook and watch bla bla bla... while she struggled with putting o her stupid damn pinafoa. so i followed both of dem all de way down to de canteen, where peiqi just grabbed her stupid stuff from me and ran to keep up with grace. like a dog. like me, i'm always following grace and peiqi around, in de canteen during recess, cuz im OH SO AFRAID dat someone wld look at me and go, "wad's dat loser doing all alone during recess???" and since im on a diet i try not to buy any food, and i when i want to pinch just an INSEE BITSY part of, like, say, peiqi's stupid roti prata or wadeva, she'd go, " OI! DIS MY RECESS U NOE!!" so, like,w a d e v a!!! i mean, she has a rite to be pissed, u noe, since i'd be pissed too, if ppl took my food, but i sure wouldnt put it so ROUGHLY and RUDELY and bitchily (if there's such a word). no, but den DAHLIA FOO came and started munching and munching on de stupid roti prata crap, and peiqi DIN SAE A FUCKIN WORD. i am just SO SICK and SO TIRED of acting like a pathetic lost puppy, cuz im NOT, not anymore, aniwaes, and i dun need to take dis shit all de time, okae?!?!! so here i am with sTePh YaP, who's a REALLY nice person and fren, regardless of wad some othr ppl say... i mean. she's irritating as HELL. but its still okae. i'll probbli be okae with pq and grace too, by tomoro or english period todae. heh. wadeva.
CrapBag at 10:46 AM
Friday, January 14, 2005
u noe wad ive just realized??? ALL OF MY ENTREES ARE OF BANANA!!!! ARGH!!! o.m.g does dat mean im still like, crazee abt her? no rite! cannot lar. i will like die lor. it took me like, a month, to convince myself im NOT A LES. den suddenli like dat lor.. haiz even if i were a les - WHICH IM NOTTTT- i shdnt b tinkin abt DISGUSTING YUCKY ppl like her rite!!! haiz. wadeva. k she went to the philippines.. coming back todae at 2130, SQ75. omg y do i remmbr all dis?!?!?! IM NOT LES. IM NOT LES. IM NOT LES. IM NOT LES. IM NOT LES. IM NOT LES. IM NOT LES. IM NOT LES. IM NOT LES. IM NOT LES. IM NOT LES. IM NOT LES. IM NOT LES. IM NOT LES. IM NOT LES. IM NOT LES. IM NOT LES. IM NOT LES. IM NOT LES. IM NOT LES. IM NOT IM NOT IM NOT IM NOT. NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT. i hate myself.
CrapBag at 9:27 AM
yesterdae me and peiqi went to parkway to buy bdae prezzie 4 grace... so fun haha... giving it 2 her aftr sch todae. maybe. haha. see my mood. aniwaes lar.... i hate banana. she sucks. she sucks sucks sucks. she's going sumwhr. like indonesia or shanghai or wadeva. i tink. dunno lar. she write at her stupid blog like crap like dat lorz. so apparentli banana and tomato hv broken up. or smth like dat. wadeva lar. my life is SO BORING i hv nth to write. or type or wadeva. bored. com studies now. haiz. i hate my life. no i love my life. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. :D heehee. crazi escape mental patient. see yaaa
